Marble Cooking is an incredibly easy puzzle game in which you create a portal with your magic wand staff thing. Then you walk to another spot, leaving a trail of carrots as you walk. Then you summon your little bunny rabbit friend to appear from the portal and eat all the carrots, crushing all enemies in his path. That’s it.

I mean sure, the enemies can eat you, and they can eat the portal itself. But the carrots are inedible to enemies. They’re special Magic Bunny Carrots. Anyways after every three levels you see a hentai picture of a different girl, with her genitalia blocked out, doing something awful. There’s typically this brown liquid gushing out of there, and I really don’t want to even guess at its purpose.

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